…nate blood, and under Illinois state law, get automatically tried as an adult for certain offenses, such as aggravated criminal sexual assault. Oh! And my mom lets me have ice cream on weeknights now, too. So yeah, it’s pretty sweet.
Having just watched "When They See Us" and reflecting on the fate and hell that Korey Wise went through (wrongfully convicted at 16 as one of the infamous "Central Park 5" and sent to an adult prison) this line particularly hit home! I don't know if that's what you had in mind when you wrote it, but I like the satirical commentary.